your thong is hanging out like whoa
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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