would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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