Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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