I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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