Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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