Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Farmville is her only friend.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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