I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
The struggles of a small town man whore
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
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