he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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