If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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