Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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