you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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