when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
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