If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Randomize
