Sponge bath it is.
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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