gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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