I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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