did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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