I skipped work to stalk him.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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