I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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