Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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