I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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