Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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