We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
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