Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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