Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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