Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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