Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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