Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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