dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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