im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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