we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Really stoned
just sent my roommate on a cheese run
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
Every concussion has its silver lining
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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