I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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