gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I met the friendliest cop last night
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
ok first of all what the fuck
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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