Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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