so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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