i barfeds in our rink
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
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