I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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