How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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