I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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