Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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