i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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