is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
Princesses don't give blow jobs
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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