Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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