She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
its liver damage thursday
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