I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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