Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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