Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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