how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
please come you make the beer taste better
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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