i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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