I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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