Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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