he wants to bone in the snuggie
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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