Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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