Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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